i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
(Source: mirandaharts, via starkid-nerdfighter)
[esteban voice] little blonde peoples
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When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.
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Does any1 remember when they found out Miley’s brother in Hannah Montana was like 35 that was scandalous
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Can we just calm down and stop talking about how Doctor Who has changed for a moment to appreciate how Matt has changed?
where’d his eyebrows go
HE HAD EYEBROWS?
#what the hell #that’s news to me #holy shit he had eyebrows
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Either original stuff or fan fiction or anything really.
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So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~
You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.
THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE.
I don’t think I have ever shipped anything so hard in my life!
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